Tuesday, February 15

 
M-I-C-K-E-WHY? WHY? WHY?!

This guy has five ex-wives, all of whom left him because of his Disney obsession. So did his 13-year-old daughter. All, and I mean ALL that is important to him is that he is the self-proclaimed Number One Disney Fan. He defines himself by what he consumes, and decorates his home and his skin with the thing that separates him from real human contact. And that, in a nutshell, is why I do not have any tattoos of, say, The Haunted Mansion or GhostRider. Well, that, and, you know... well, shit, just look at him. I'm just as ugly, but I have the good sense to only display my ass in shorts to persons who specifically request it.


"As for my body, I'm selling it to a Japanese company to be displayed for all time."

-- George Reiger, "Disney Tattoo Guy"


# posted by Dan @ Tuesday, February 15, 2005 0 comments

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