Finally! A theme park my brother and I and Buckethead can all visit together!

From the Times:

Screaming rollercoaster will kick off Bruce Lee theme park

John Harlow, Los Angeles

CHINESE government officials are planning a Bruce Lee theme park, complete with a rollercoaster that emits the martial arts actor’s signature grunts and screams on high-speed bends.

CAUTION: PRESS RELEASE HYPERBOLE AHEAD!

According to local reports, the park will be patrolled by Bruce Lee “mannequin robots”, radio-controlled from within a giant statue of the late star.

Which, in turn, will be controlled by Chinese government officials...

Once upon a time, Walt Disney Studios released Beauty and the Beast a daring animated film into our movie theaters movie poster that was, in fact, secretly about AIDS.

Paul Harris writes for the Guardian: "A new book strips away the last illusions about kind Uncle Walt to reveal an uncaring husband, bullying boss and rabid anti-communist witch-hunter."

Fibs and Disneyland! Two great things that go great together!

DisneyLies book coming soon! (Oct 31, 2006 13:18)
Sorry we're a little behind on adding to the WDW section, but we've been doing the final editing on Liar's Guide to Disneyland in hopes that it might be on bookstore shelves in time for Christmas. We're talking about 270+ pages of all-new Disneyland Resort lies, lame touring advice, messed up history, dubious trivia, comments from readers on the first edition, and more, all for a price so reasonable that you'll want to order a case of them. Thanks for your patience!